Have I told you guys before about how awesome my boss is?

"J. Walter Weatherman" (J-WalterWeatherman)
09/06/2013 at 19:08 • Filed to: None

The battery died on his car the last time he went out of town. He is leaving for another vacation today and comes into my office, hands me the keys to his car, and says "I don't want the battery to die again, can you drive my car a few times while I am gone?"

He drives a 2009 911 4S.

DISCUSSION (16)

. . > J. Walter Weatherman
09/06/2013 at 19:10

Awww. The only time this sort of thing happened to me was with a friend's crappy 1997 Renault Twingo. Lucky you!

6cyl > J. Walter Weatherman
09/06/2013 at 19:11

Where do I get a boss like that? Thats awesome!

$kaycog > J. Walter Weatherman
09/06/2013 at 19:11

They don't come any more awesome than that!

Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back > J. Walter Weatherman
09/06/2013 at 19:16

Yes. Yes, I can do that. You're welcome. I mean, "thank you."

Brian, The Life of > J. Walter Weatherman
09/06/2013 at 19:23

YOU LUCKY BASTARD!

Cool boss, bro. ;)

frogberg > J. Walter Weatherman
09/06/2013 at 19:25

Don't forget to not lift.

J. Walter Weatherman > 6cyl
09/06/2013 at 19:27

Better question: how many dicks do you have to suck?

Kidding! Tucson, Arizona is where you need to go, apparently. But don't even think about trying to steal my job. I will fight you TO THE DEATH!

J. Walter Weatherman > frogberg
09/06/2013 at 19:29

...later tonight

Kinja'd!!!

Gamecat235 > J. Walter Weatherman
09/06/2013 at 19:36

Hey... uh... so... hmm... 911 you say? LOL!

I mean, I was happy I got a couple of beers at the end of the day for a celebration of software release, but I didn't get the keys to anything, other than a churchkey to help open the beers (which I didn't need, since I have two of them already).

Jelly!